$1.5 million quote goes unfinished thanks to a bad office internet connection and rigid remote work policy: 'Ah, well. If only I could go home to use my working internet'

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    "The quote for approximately 1.5m worth of stock is due in 2 hours..."
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    "Work from Home on Thursdays And Fridays only."

    There's not much to say here. I work for a tech company that sells Macbooks and chromebooks and miscellaneous things to schools. There is a rule in place that says we are NOT allowed to work from home under any circumstances, with the exception of Thursdays and Fridays if you don't have any meetings or the such.
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    Yesterday we got a bunch of quotes from one of our distributors and the aim of today was to get all the SKU's and codes into our system for one of the bigwig expensive catholic schools and these codes came - in EXTREMELY last minute -like, we have 6 working hours to fill out everything. I did what I could yesterday, and told my manager that I would have to do the rest tomorrow since it was late notice.
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    Today, the internet is down at work. The quote for approximately 1.5m worth of stock is due in 2 hours, and to be honest I'd be more inclined to - hotspot my phone to get this work done if they paid me more than the bare minimum, and gave me a phone allowance. My previous pay evaluations were all rejected, and if I'm contributing 5-10% gross profit margins on literal millions you'd think there was at least commission.
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    Ah well. If only I could go home to use my working internet, or got $5-10 a month for my month bill so that I could get this done via hotspot. Oh well.
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    Edit: just got a scathing phone call that the deadline was missed and was asked for an explanation. I told them straight that I couldn't access our systems. They asked why I didn't hotspot and told them I don't have a company phone nor do they give any money to my phone bill. It's also a data risk if my phone is compromised. I've never felt so powerful sticking up to the in a new BMW every year. Kinda feels nice.
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    Top-Put2038 · 2h ago • Boom. That's these sound of management shooting themselves in the foot.
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    • Apprehensive_Ha... 2h ago My previous pay evaluations were all rejected, and if I'm contributing 5-10% gross profit margins on literal millions you'd think there was at least commission. With all that knowledge, maybe it's time to go into business for yourself.
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    Illuminatus-Prime • 2h ago Similar story. Tasked with ordering a high six-figure amount of security tech for a new install. Some idiot on a back- cut through our fiber line about 1km down the road (we were in a rural location). Use a mobile phone as a hotspot? No, it's a security risk. . Work from our satellite office? No, it doesn't have the bandwidth.
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    • Work from home? No, you'll just play games and sleep on the company's dime. • Sit here and wait for the fiber break to be located and spliced? Sure! It'll be up soon. "Soon" was 2 days later. We nearly lost the contract and had to make concessions that cut into our profits. In the meantime, I made do with busywork and minesweeper.
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    tanbrit • 2h ago Wow, I'm surprised none of the higher ups have told you to go wfh! What a shame you have a 2 hour commute...
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    CoderJoe1 2h ago . Sorry boss, it's not my responsibility for planning for the most obvious contingency you failed to plan for.
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    virgilreality • 48m ago Always reintroduce people to the true cost of their own assholery.
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    wololocopter • 46m ago you obviously can't use your personal device for work just ask IT

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